My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.
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The man not wanting to have to climb down and up the ladder again yelled back what s the matter sir.
They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.
With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth.
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Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely.
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Sometimes he would simply rename the brand.
A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.
There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them.
What is it that keeps roofing teams together.
Because he had a bad case of shingles.
After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house.
The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year.
What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called.
They really raised the roof.
Revenue last year in the roofing industry saw a 5 growth and does not require any formal training or education to enter into.
Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist.
As in hardtop as a rock and hardtop as iron and be hardtop put to and fallen on hardtop times.
He couldn t stop biting his nails.
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Performance is going through the roof.
A man was mending his roof when suddenly an elderly messy man showed up on his lawn yelling to him sir would you get down please.
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Went to a party with a construction team the other week.
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In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products.
